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CORPORATE DICK Says No Change to Economic Stimulus Plan Since 2012!

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Corporate Dick Standing Still

Corporate Dick to sell employees with share buyback plan. The Corporation will provide consumers, and its employees, many more economically viable opportunities. These opportunities will open doors for more individuals to experience first hand the joys of depression, anxiety, suicide, and many more exciting dark drama life events. Unrelated sources state that these exciting developments have everyone inside Corporate Dick extremely charged and in a state of hyper focus towards affordability for our customers and the enterprise. One of the key moves will be to form a task force to study the feasibility of changing our name from Corporate Dick Inc. to Corporate Dick LLC. "These are amazing and exciting times for all America"

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We feature a full spectrum of on-line non-service. Be sure to check out the most accomodating and expert advisor for all office situations you might encounteer on the ladder to enlightenment.. Just ask Dickt, Some example topics might involve:

Subtle Art of Knifing

How to ruin a reputation without it coming back to you

Feeding the rumor mill

Work pawning

Hosing 101

How to surf the internet and look productive

Urine or Urout (Employment drug testing tips)

Don't climb the Corp Ladder, take the elevator (Suck up tips)

But baby it's cold outside (Suddenly unemployed…how to proceed)

The emperor has no clothes (when to buck group think)

Corporate Dick Moments

Managers who don't care

Managers who do care but you don't want them too.

Elvis in the building

Fire Escape Routes

Working in General

No Working in General

Office Politics

Engilsh and what it means to you